9 lbs of roast beef 

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

9 lbs of roast beef by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Spit Roast 

When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.

"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"

Spit Roast by Bigdaddymac11 March 17, 2021

Honey roast 

The opposite of roasting. When you give compliments instead of insults.

Your hair looks nice today, honey roasted. Your outfit is on fleek today love,honey roasted. You have nice earrings today, honey roasted. You have on a nice button down today, honey roasted.

Honey roast by Honey roasting queen September 8, 2015

Diet Ohio Hog Roast 

Sitting in front of a fire and receiving oral sex while eating reduced fat wheat thins.

My girlfriend got crumbs in her hair when she gave me that diet Ohio hog roast.

Diet Ohio Hog Roast by cheeksrodeo January 6, 2010

Wiener Roast 

A party with all guys.

My neighbors party looked like a weiner roast, so I didn't even go over there.

Wiener Roast by Gibson June 22, 2003

slow roast 

n.

A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two.

Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.

v.

We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom.

slow roast by The Commodore July 20, 2007

The roast turkey 

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*

The roast turkey by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016