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At the right time

A response to a well-pondered question that the responder thinks is a philosophical response when really is completely useless.
Jack: Hey Jill, when should I ask her out on a date?

Jill: At the right time.

Jack: When the hell is that. . .?
by §amurai April 23, 2010
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Yeah, I'll get right on that

1) this is said when someone has no intention of doing anything about the matter at hand.

2) I don't know how to say it to your face, but... Fuck You
Pat: Hey man, you need to get on facebook.

Micah: Yeah, I'll get right on that.
by MicahtheDangerous June 2, 2010
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Alabama Right Swipe

Finding a relative on a dating app (Tinder, Bumble) and matching anyway.
Todd knew she was his cousin, but gave her the Alabama Right Swipe anyway.
by PB36 October 21, 2019
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Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).
Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.
by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019
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slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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Fuck me right in the ass hole

A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩
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