punisher skull

a Punisher skull found on a mans car or clothing indicates he is a douchebag with a small penis (not to be confused with a douchebag who has a large penis.) Comes from the Marvel "Punisher" comic book series but has since been used by various wannabe macho men. Also see "lifted truck"

"That man has a small penis. How can I tell? He's wearing a Punisher skull shirt."

by alienfart July 17, 2019

Putin

The 45th president of the United States.

The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018

Putin’s putain

French for Russian president’s hoe. AKA our president.

Luc: Did you see Putin’s putain in the television?
François: He has a girlfriend now?
Luc: No mon ami, I mean Donald!

by Professor grandmaster G July 19, 2018

Puti

A hoe or a baby puta

“That girl over there is a puti”

by Jjkkl October 24, 2018

one inch punisher

A usually short guy. With and nice thick one incher. Really good in bed. Has mad foot skills and hand skills.

"Dude he's a one inch punisher"

"Omg I just did a one inch punisher "

by fuckthaniggaineedajoint October 14, 2016

Putin

America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.

Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Putin

An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

Hey mate what is the definition of Putin
It is An Idiot who was dropped on his head when he was a baby and he has a forehead bigger than mega mind.

That makes sense

by #Save Ukraine March 2, 2022