pseudo-incontinence

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate

After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

pseudo-diarrhea

The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate

Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

pseudo-blackpill

Common types of blackpilled people after the "incelcore" genre became popular, these people think that acting like incels will get them the touched that they have been starving for but it wont. They are worse then incels since at least incels are true to themselves, but these people? They think acting as the worst type of person (aka an incel) will get them female touch they yearn for.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Jake became blackpilled after his girlfriend left him?"
Person 2: "Jake? An incel? Dont make me laugh now, he is just faking it to get some female touch."
Person 1: "Oh, so he is pseudo-blackpilled then I guess."
Person 2: "Exactly."

by verybasedfigglebottomale November 11, 2025

Pseudo sudo

When it looks someone or something is in control but it feels/actually is fake

Everyone knows that the student council's president is just a pseudo sudo, all of the members follow the vice's lead.

by TheMrDucks May 7, 2024

Pseudo Daughter

A girl that didn't have a father figure growing up, and around the same age as a middle aged man's own children. Pseudo son also applies, if a young man wants a dad or whatever.

"_____ is like the daughter I didn't get. She's my pseudo daughter."

by Pajama pants Ninja May 11, 2024

Pseudo

The word pseudo means imitation or not real. A pseudo connection is therefore a semblance of a connection between people in a relationship but there is no deep connection.
This means a play plan for reasonable benefits in non-play plan.

He is my pseudo husband
He is the pseudo wife.
My pseudo family.

by Jackson Monilium May 18, 2024

Pseudo-furry

A person who watches furry media, but isn't directly involved with furry culture.

"Mark likes those old furry Bluth movies because he's a pseudo-furry."

"What's a 'pseudo-furry?'"

"He likes furry media, but doesn't consider himself a furry."

"Hm."

by JayRidders May 25, 2024