Pseudo-Sarcasm

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Pseudo comedy

A "comedy" thats unfunny and can also be so unfunny its becomes funny again in the process.

Guy A. have you seen the new Adam Sandler movie ? Guy B. Yes I heard it was incredibly unfunny. A true pseudo comedy.

by Yaukza western killa August 24, 2021

pseudo-intellectual

Redditors.

"Everyone on Reddit is a pseudo-intellectual"

by Sheep29 August 25, 2023

Pseudo-Punctual

Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.

E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.

"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"

"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"

by NizariahP January 25, 2025

Pseudo-burqa

When a Muslim girl wears a hijab with mask

Look she has a pseudo-burqa outfit

by ThatAnnoyingAsshole March 10, 2024

Pseudo-Intellectual

People who pretend to be experts in a field they know nothing about, AKA a Redditor.

"All Redditors and pseudo-intellectuals."

by Sheep29 August 25, 2023

Pseudo “leverage”

A situation where one side at the negotiating table flaunts their so-called “leverage” without realizing that by showing their cards, they’ve pretty much given away all their power because they’ve become entirely predictable.

Me: Damn, dawg - I was playin’ against some invisible niggbo and it was freakey how them hits kept cummin’ outta nowhere - but once he lost his mask, all I could see is a weak, old dude puffing up his chest, trying to be scary ...
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!

by SackmaBooolz November 28, 2019