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avant-pseudo-crunk

Coined by Noah Klein in a CMJ Music Review article for the band, The Blow, avant-pseudo-crunk is a form of dance that originated in Portland with bands such as The Blow and Panther.
Did you see the was he danced at the show!? That shit was fucking CRAZY! That was some insane avant-pseudo-crunk.
avant-pseudo-crunk by Noah Klein October 25, 2007

aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual 

"What's your religion?"

" aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual. i R winz 4ever."

Hehe you said " I are winz "

Footnote:
Just wiki: aestheticism, Nietzsche

Then Urbandictionary :
Pseudo intellectual
Then Wiki Cogito Ergo Sum

Because anything worth knowing is worth working hard for.

That is the meaning of aesthetic existentialist pseudo intellectual.

proxy pseudo designer 

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.
e.g. Rachel is a blogger turned proxy pseudo designer
proxy pseudo designer by uberduke December 17, 2016

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake 

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?
Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy 

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...

MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism 

The artstyle used for those funky, simple drawings, occasionally with suspicious amounts of equally simple gore that gay people on the internet use as reaction images. Mostly used to represent a strong and very high or very low energy emotion. (e.g. anger, unrest, depression, hyper-focus)
MS paint pseudo-hyperbolic expressionism is one the artstyles of all time