Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Mango pretzels

Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.

Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?

Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.

Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?

Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!

by Soulxls June 16, 2020

dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.

“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake

by WhyAri December 30, 2018

pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Pretzel

Whenever a man named Lyle camp tries to murder an actress with an 3 day old pretzel.

Lyle killed Mila by death by food poisoning of pretzels

by hejahsgs April 20, 2022

pretzel

Pinning a girl legs behind her head before engaging in sex.

"How was she in bed?"
"Well, I put her in the pretzel. She didn't move much."

by Rusty Collins October 10, 2015

chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017