objectum pansexual 

liking all genders and objects, aka the only valid pansexual label

oh are you objectum and like all genders? you seem to be objectum pansexual

objectum pansexual by haha bisexuals go burr June 10, 2020

pansexual 

"Pansexual" indicates somebody who loves people of all genders and sexes. It is identical in meaning to "bisexual", and was likely formed through the same thought process that created the Rastafari "inity" from "unity".

The "bi" particle in "bisexual" simply indicates that a person is attracted to both sexes. While there are arguably 3 genders (males, females, and those who associate with neither), there are only two sexes. Bisexual people generally are attracted to both sexes, which includes all genders, which includes everybody.

I can call myself either pansexual or bisexual. Either applies.

pansexual by 999282 August 4, 2011

Pansexual 

Someone who is indeed not sexually attracted to pans, but is, in fact, sexually attracted to everything and anything.

Friend:DId you know that my sister is pansexual?
Me:Really? Huh... Pans. Weird thing to be attracted to

Pansexual by catchingfire3 March 1, 2019

Pansexual 

Noun:
Some one who is sexual attracted towards cooking pans and skillets.
Otherwise known as panfuckers.

Hey is that dude pansexual? Cause he's fucking that pan over there.

Pansexual by Kid with assburgars September 25, 2019

Pansexual 

When you want to shove pans up your arse

Max: "Ooooooh I love the feeling of a frying pan up my arse"
James: "Max are you pansexual?"
Max: "Yep"

Pansexual by BigShlongJohn October 4, 2019

Pansexual 

1. Person attracted to frying pans.
2. A word SJW made up, when they realised complexity and discontinuity of whole system they made up before that.
It's basically a Hearthstone card, that lets you silence keywords of someone's, one of million combination's, gender.

1:
Pansexual: This pan is really hot
2:
A: UwU this person pulled the Helisexual Taunt
A: I better pull out my Pansexual Silence to bypass that!

Pansexual by Patric Peterson February 9, 2020

Pansexual 

Some who doesn't understand the human condition. Thinking they can override millions of years of evolution because they want to be "unique".

Difference between bi and pan. Bi are honest, that they saw something pretty and got to known them.

Pan say they dont see the aesthetics, just a great personality.

Basically the sexual version of I don't see color.

Every relationship is based off personality dumbasses. Shitty people just have shorter relationships or none.

Call me Star, I'm pansexual. So I only like people based off personality. Not social conditioning, evolutionary psychology, or evolutionary biology.

Pansexual by Duheveryone1 April 9, 2020