Crumpter Pot

A ribbon used to mark your place in a book, magazine or other reading material.

"I can't find my book mark."
" Would you like to use my Crumpter Pot!"

by Mike Trom March 30, 2009

Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 21, 2009

pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy January 9, 2008

Shizzle Pot

A “Shizzle Pot” is the term used by humans to define a lazy ugly shihtzu.

Come here lil shizzle pot

by Xzdgybf April 7, 2022

Pot maudlin

That overly emotional sentimentality that affects some pot users when it's really good weed.

You are all kinds of pot maudlin, son. Ease up on the hugs.

by DrollCFO June 3, 2016

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

pot's unplugged

of or relating to a state of disarray, possibly leading to questionable decisions in the workplace; characterized by low attention and/or low blood caffeine levels

When James asked a question at the meeting that had literally been answered 30 seconds prior, Susie exclaimed, "His pot's unplugged today!"

by mellows2019forLyfe June 9, 2018