Pokemon Go

a game that was released in July of 2016 where you turn on your GPS and walk around anywhere and catch imaginary pokemon around the world. You're pretty much a fake Ash and you really only see ratatat's, pidgeys, paras, catapries and more (it depends on where you live) if you live near water you'll see a shit ton of magikarps and tentacools. It's was a fun app in the first week or two of the release when it wasn't really a threat and shit because now people are dying and getting kidnapped. it's the end of world obesity and making relationships happen but it's the best-yet-worse game out there. You grind your ass off to get a squirtle of whatever with 600 CP and fight in the gym but the leaders and shit have 2000 cp pokemon. There are 3 teams you can join once you're level 5, team mystic, valor and instinct (valor isn't good lmao) and you compete and shit.

The objective of Pokemon go is to catch em all but you still don't.

Guy 1: Oh shit! A nineties
Guy 2: aren't they rare as hell?!
Guy 1: yah, you barely see em!
Guy: welp, I ain't gonna catch em all

by dubsplashxiii August 15, 2016

Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017

Pokemon

A game of slavery. Anime, Cards, Video Games, and the influence of slavery to little kids. In the anime, Ash, a ten year old kid who never grows up, even that he is over thirty, leaves his house late to get his first slave. It turns out that he will become homeless, never returning home ever. After he gets his yellow rat, he travels with his slave to get more slaves, catching a bird with his fucking shirt, instead of his balls you put them in. Exposing his nipples and belly to a wild animal, this proves he is already dumb, as he leaves at ten, not fully educated. Also, it is dangerous to have little fourth and fifth graders venture into the wild alone without anyone watching them. They travel around, gambling for money, as they use their slaves to fight instead of other things like mass plantations, which would give them more than trying to catch a rare type of creature. It even seems that money doesn't exist, except that of gambling. Its weird. Nurse Joy shouldn't be too happy, as she most likely doesn't get paid. There is even a black one too. What happens in the video game when you have too much? Well, you fucking shove them in a PC. This is a bad influence to kids of all ages and is slavery

Do you like slavery? Well then try Pokemon! Pokemon, the Japanese Slavery Game.

by Cheesy Comics November 7, 2018

pokemanning

When you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon.

Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.

by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

Pokemon Cards

It is a secret words for “pictures”

Hey can you forward those pokemon cards

by Big Boi Big Baby October 26, 2019

Pokemon Unbound

Pokemon Unbound is a fan-made Rom Hack made by Skeli, Pokemon Unbound is filled with many features like difficulty settings, A new mission system, Max raids, and more. It is a GBA Rom Hack of Fire Red with Pokemon from Generations I to VII, and Gen VIII game mechanics. It is set in fanfictional region called the Borrius Region and has a complex plot. Hoopa Unbound is important to the plot and the mascot Pokemon (hoopa).

Trainer 1: "Is pokemon Unbound a good game?'
Trainer 2: "When people are looking for a Pokemon rom hack to have an entirely new Pokemon experience, they tend to search for a romhack with a new region, a lot of content, a nice difficulty, and hopefully some extra cool features. Pokemon Unbound, has it all."

by Just N January 19, 2022

fuck poem

A type of poem similar to the love poem, but instead of being about affection and desire, this poem is more specific to wanting to bed the target audience. It is strictly about sex, and about convincing someone else to go to bed.

"The Flea" by John Donne is an example of a fuck poem.

by namerealpseudonym October 15, 2019