Poon-Bruiser

A term used for one's penis, that is used for "bruising poontang". After having sex, the woman's poontang is bruised from the gerth and power of the man's penis.

Ex 1-
Girl1: "Brendan's dick is so big, he really beat my pussy up!"
Girl2: "Yea, he's got a real poon-bruiser!"

Ex 2-
Girl1: "Look at the poon-bruiser on that guy!"
Girl2: "He is so fucking hung!"

by BrendanShameless February 18, 2012

POON JAB

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

by MOTTS May 27, 2006

Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 11, 2006

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

Tuna Poon

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

by Alex August 20, 2004

temple of poon

1. An excellent porn starring ron jeremy and others.

2.Temple of Pussy

"I will not stop until i find the temple of poon" -Ron Jeremy aka San Fernando Jones

by Diesel Deez August 11, 2006

Poon Swindler

Some one who steals a girl's vaginal virginity

Ahhh, Nick your are such a poon swindler

by NMay2323 January 13, 2009