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panda

A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.

Humans can be referred to as "pandas" when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.
Q: Is Darren sick? He looks so pale and thin.
A: No, he decided to become a vegan. He is such a panda.
by TheBeagle December 4, 2009
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Payday Bar

When you have anally intruded a female that is particularly fond of peanuts, and you pull out and your schlong is covered with a mixture of shit & peanuts-hence "payday bar"
I've heard of eating the peanuts out of her shit, but when I pulled out her ass I had a "Payday bar"
by Jism Jim November 18, 2004
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jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair
"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"
by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019
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padawan

A student of the force. A learned youngin. One that has the ability to posses great power, but has yet to achive all knowledge of the force. One who wants to know more.
Until you are the master of masters, you are all someones padawan.
You are learning well my young padawan
Teach you I can not young padawan.
Too old to teach you are young padawan.
by oj1_willi July 23, 2005
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Bro Panda

A young person usually under 30 and male, with a panda shaped figure and beard. Main activities include, broing out in wide open spaces and chillin' listening to music with large amounts of pizza. The Panda Bear is usually in a place of authority but despite this he always has a connection to the children due to his broish nature. The Bear usually does better with little while large amounts of it can cause it to become agitated and irritable. Bro Pandas are often found in punk/rock/reggae bands.
Dude today was so awesome I chilled all day with my Bro Panda, it was awesome.
by Handkerchief Mitchell January 18, 2008
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panda paw

When an Asian has a moose knuckle or camel toe
Margret Cho walked out of her room in tights and sporting a mean panda paw
by stchristopher510 April 13, 2010
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Pink Panda

A young homosexual that can't go minutes even seconds with out having a dick in their ass. Usually called pink becuase their asshole is fucked raw.
Ted is such a pink panda. He got fucked by eight other dudes last night.
by William handy October 26, 2014
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