Markovian Parallax Denigrate

In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.

Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"

Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"

by Wiktionarious May 20, 2022

49th parallel

Can either mean a part of the Canada-USA border (as it follows the 49th parallel north for a part of the border) or the 49th parallel north or south (circles of latitude).

1: I live in Seattle, near the 49th parallel. I travel to Vancouver every Saturday evening.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.

by what pseudonym do i use October 22, 2023

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

Saying something that makes absolutely no fucking sense

Person 1: I spoke to the man about shoot eating stick for thing doing

Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying

by FenTheGoat May 5, 2024

Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field

K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!

by Factory212 December 14, 2024

Muscle Paralization

When muscles are said to be not functioning when it is time to conduct physical training or exercise.

I was unable to PT due to muscle paralization

by anonymous February 12, 2025

jared padalecki

my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.

girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”

(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”

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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”

another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”

by eatsjaredpadaleckischewedgum February 24, 2025

Pamine Pamal

A Barcelona player who has been overhyped and does ghost against big teams he stat pads against clubs like Sparta Prague and gets called the next Messi

This Varca player Pamine Pamal keeps diving

by anonymous April 6, 2025