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Tool

A person (usually a lonely male) who believes that a materialistic item will make him appear cooler and more popular. He will usually come up and ask you what you think about his new {item} seeking your opinion instead of waiting for you to comment on it yourself.
Tool:Hey check out my hat!
You: Hmmm seasame street, original you tool.
by wehttamMAN16 October 19, 2010
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one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)
Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.
by ZooCrew November 7, 2010
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Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.
I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.
by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015
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1. boy who is used to the benefit of other people
2. heart breaker; breaks up with girlfriend over text
3. lame skater who tries to hard to fit in
Boy: Hey van i borrow $10 to get home?
Girl: Ask (insert name here), he's such a tool, he'll lend it to you
by sd122 July 6, 2010
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"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"
by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008
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A guy who shops at J Crew.
Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.
by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008
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stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!
by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007
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