goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Lao-Sesh

this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.

Term used as a noun:

Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.

Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.

by viagrafactory December 10, 2023

Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

Sesh killer

A person who ends the gaming session early by getting off before everyone else.

Sesh killer - "James is the biggest sesh killer"

by Numbani Numbani July 11, 2023

seshed

Before someone is insanely high as fuck off gods leaf, they are “seshed”.

you are “tipsy” before being drunk. in this case, you are “seshed” as opposed to completely fried.

by mommye July 14, 2023

sesh

to have a sh session with other people

jerry: "anyone wanna sesh on vc?"
doug: "sure lemme make sure i have enough bandaids"
jerry: "ok im going to beans wbu"
doug: "same"

by cuttingboardd August 2, 2023