Sesh

Playing dogeball with the lads

"Hey arthur, want to have a sesh and play some dogeball?"

"Wow, Ernest is the KING of sesh's"

"There is no sesh without a Josh!"

"Will is the best at the PS sesh"

"Vinnie, come have a sesh with us!"

by Barrry B Benson May 5, 2020

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

let’s sesh

Means let’s smoke

Jacob: Aye Andrew!

Andrew: wussup foo?
Jacob: let’s sesh
Andrew: down bro 💯🤩✊🏽

by @fuckinandrew February 21, 2019

Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

Sesh

sesh litterally just means party in english slang, its often used by teenagers and when they use it they usually mean 'were gonna get pissed off wkd and echo falls at the park at 10, blasting partys underway'

'are you coming to the sesh tonight?, if you are bring the wkd'

by britishbarbie February 16, 2021