taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006

take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy

"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."

by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop April 19, 2014

Taking a Steve

(Taking a Steve) that massive shit that is uncomfortable enough to feel like your tearing your anus

(Taking a Steve )
man #1 where is Hollywood ?

Man #2 I don't know I think he is taking a massive Steve

Man#1 ohh that explains why he was running so fast a minute ago!!.

by StarfishSex August 9, 2016

Taking a Junior

The act of laying down a steamer that offends everyone within a 2 mile radius.

last night I was taking a junior and it damm near killed everyone in the plant. I wiped my supebad as fast as I could so as to get away from that stinking shit.....

by ItStinksInHere September 22, 2010

ease/take

an aphorism, often proffered in response to an aroused state of action

-"Hey Cabbie, I'm going to Rockit on Hubbard street."
"Alright, man. Sounds like you're going hard tonight."
-"Ease/take, buddy, ease/take."

by The Bru October 12, 2007