Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 07, 2023
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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.
Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 07, 2023
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Oklahoma Scrambler

What more is there to say? You give her the 'ol Oklahoma Scrambler. The infamous move where one recreates the motions of scrambling an egg in the woman's cooter. A long-standing crowd favorite.
Last night Terry gave me the Oklahoma Scrambler...I wont be walking straight for a week!
by MachGuac July 09, 2021
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oklahoma side car

When a woman lets a man stick his penis in the hole for her colostomy bag.
Dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an Oklahoma Side Car.
by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015
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Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
by SVD 74 April 26, 2021
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Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
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Oklahoma Proposal

When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.
"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."
by Eeeee January 27, 2021
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