Obsulsive

Always Wanting what you can't have.

My life is hella obsulsive.

by Macmcnasty April 2, 2010

obsexting

obsessive sexting or 'sex texting.' typically done by couples who are obsessed with dirty talk.

Jane: "Are you sexting again?"
Lucy: "YESSSS i'm so obsessed!!!"
Jane: "You're always obsexting! Gah you are such an obsexter...."

by acebzzzzz June 7, 2010

observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task

It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.

by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010

Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.

Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

by lanman1219 December 4, 2010

obscuviate

To intentionally avoid doing your work by doing work-like activities which are more fun, usually taking place on Friday afternoons; may (unintentionally) irritate work colleagues.

Tarquin decided to obscuviate until beer o'clock as it's Friday and let's face it, the work can wait until Monday.

by themoomin July 12, 2011

observafiable

Any type of fact that can be verified by merely observing.

It's an observafiable fact that it is raining outside.

by twin_stacks December 1, 2011

Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".

by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012