nonce

someone who is a clart and an ignoramus at the same time.

What do you think when you hear the words "keyboardm." A board with keys on it.

by Rob PG Tips May 13, 2005

noncerthon

coming from nonce (affectionate term used for friend in a camp attitude)describes an action one would use to hit it hard or giving it the big one

if you are going to get pissed on a night out you may say - we are going to hit it hard on a noncerthon rin.

by boysie November 19, 2004

Nonce

Slang for pedophile, sex offender, child molester, etc.

"That Shanta guy is a fucking nonce."

by HatFilms September 24, 2016

Nonce nugget

Someone that inconceivably doesn’t determine his or her personality by continuing their persuit or being a life long knob.

“I talked to Ben yesterday he was such a nonce nugget.”

by jrice2401 August 18, 2018

Noncey tash

A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason

Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks

by Ihatenatascha May 27, 2020

Cryptographic nonce

A pedophile who is skilled in encryption and code-breaking.

A cryptographic nonce was arrested but released because his laptop was password-protected.

by gcsnelgar September 15, 2016

noncert

A concert or other live performance where the performer is not actually performing (lip synching) or is only hologram.

Breht: When I was in Japan, I went to the Hatsune Miku Live concert. You know where the performer is actually a hologram.
Griffin: You mean you saw in her noncert. If the performer is not real it is not a concert.

Tabitha: I saw the Britney Spears Concert and she was lip synching. What a noncert.

by NewWordShow.com January 17, 2011