hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

by and by June 22, 2010

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instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

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The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

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Tickle boner

An erection resulting from an unexpected tickle stimulation.

That tickle fight just gave me the hardest tickle boner.

by Bigbootyy February 15, 2014

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Terror boner

When a man has the sudden urge to get as far away from someone as possible, while also desperately wanting to fuck them.

We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.

by Lkjh.1234 April 22, 2018

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