gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
by and by June 22, 2010
Get the hot and boneredmug. omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner
look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there
i have a boner right now just so you know
look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there
i have a boner right now just so you know
by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011
Get the instant bonermug. The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
by PohTayToez May 5, 2009
Get the boner sharkmug. by Bigbootyy February 15, 2014
Get the Tickle bonermug. When a man has the sudden urge to get as far away from someone as possible, while also desperately wanting to fuck them.
We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.
by Lkjh.1234 April 22, 2018
Get the Terror bonermug. when your tampon or pad is soaked and you don't have any extras so you stuff your underwear with tissues and it looks like a boner
by Nothingsushere April 19, 2016
Get the period bonermug. When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.
Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.
Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013
Get the counter-bonermug.