marmaduke

A euhpamism for vagina.

"For real bro, she just pulls 'em off and her marmaduke was all shaved and shit. I tore it up."

"Come on girl.. Lemme see that dirty marmaduke.."

by d.blaze February 25, 2003

marmaduke

A guessing game, very similar to I Spy, played by hippies while under the influence of random substances (most likely marijuana).

The item that you're guessing is called the marmaduke.

If you can't guess what it is and give up, or if someone else figures it out before you, then you just got marmaduked ...bitch.

"Yo, I just marmaduked your ass."

by kay bee November 4, 2004

Scottish Mermaid

When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.

Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.

by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003

marmalad

a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina

She smeared marmalad on him and licked it off

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Morman Stuff

An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.

Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?

Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!

Kid-Why?

Dad-I'm doing stuff

Kid-What kind of stuff?

Dad-Morman Stuff!!!

by Killzark May 11, 2009

Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom

Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.

by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006

Mormathology

1. The Morman Religion
2. A waste of time
3. Like being Omish, but you can use electricity.

mormathology is, if it feels good- stop.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003