A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
Get the Muffle-me-puffer mug.While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009
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term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.
nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.
nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.
by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009
Get the muffles mug.A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.
That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.
Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!
Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!
by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010
Get the Muffler mug.When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!
by SaliviaMcGee November 5, 2010
Get the Muffler Huffler mug.The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
by Mystery Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
Get the Muffle Bug mug.(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
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