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manteo

The dankest town on the Outer Banks. Buy the best kush you’ll ever have here! Start your kush diet here.
Damn, Manteo is the hot spot! They’ve got some good ass kush
by Yah grill November 26, 2017
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monterion

Monterion is a cool chill person with friends, really shy, good at being a friend or being there when you need it, kinda nice (until you get him mad).
Monterion is a really chill person gosh..
by xFaTe_DroughTx January 24, 2018
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Montenegro

I don't know why you looked this up but ok...

Its a place I think
I'm going to Montenegro
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Montessori

A typa school where Karen parents send their special little snowflake kids. They think their kids are learning until the kids enter a traditional high school and don’t know basic math.
Teacher: “I can’t keep tutoring this kid after school every week. He has like 9 other tutors but he just doesn’t understand the content. He’s like 3 grade levels behind.”

Parent: “that’s impossible, he went to Montessori. He’s perfect, absolutely my flawless angel, you are a BASTARD for considering such a thing of him being behind. He is only too smart for you peasants.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
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Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina
She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo
by the amazing TW March 18, 2010
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Montgomeries

Moobs, or manboobs. The excessively sized ladylike chest elevations on a man. So named after the golfer Colin Montgomery, who has moobs. Sometimes abbreviated to monties.
Dave: "Bob, when are you going to do something about your moobs?"

Bob: "I know Dave, I am thinking of going under the knife to have my Montgomeries sorted."
by Lee 74 March 5, 2009
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Montel

A person with a giant dick and he always has the new Jordan’s on his feet and he got all the hoes
On his dick
Girl montel gave me the best dick ever last night

Dam montel got the new Jordan’s on and got a fresh outfit
by Thyira February 16, 2018
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