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clark-monks

a really fit being that all girls crave
that lads second name should be clark-monks
by brewin June 30, 2011
mugGet the clark-monksmug.

monk up

when a guy gets so tired of not getting laid he gives up all sexual contact, including masterbation.
Been years and picking up chicks with my best line "Hey babe, wanna do it" isn't working with the ladies...I'm just gonna monk up.
by Chimera91 March 10, 2011
mugGet the monk upmug.

Le Monke

The monkey that is know for its famous quote “Uh Oh, Stinky Poop ahahaha” the video was posted back in 2016 by the Real Human Bean.
Do you know about Le monke?
No?
Fucken ell
by AFG-K November 13, 2019
mugGet the Le Monkemug.

Le monke

God themself. Trust Le Monke with your life. They are good and glory. Le Monke has massive freakin lips and I’m not complaining
Le Monke stared down with his knowing eyes.
Uh oh stinky, he whispered soothingly.
Y/n blinked back with fascination. Soon you fell into a deep sleep as he sang those glorious words to you.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019
mugGet the Le monkemug.

out the monk

When someone says something wild or out of line
Yo is out the monk for saying that
by rocket1100 May 21, 2018
mugGet the out the monkmug.

monking off

Monking off is a broad term used when someone does something non-positive such as anything stupid, rude or simply wrong.

This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.
1) I can't believe you monked off last night
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on
by laticannon February 28, 2012
mugGet the monking offmug.

Le Monke

Le Monke is our lord and savior, Le Monke died on the cross to repent our sins, we shall do the same.
"In the name of the Father Monke, the Le Monke, and the holy Monke, Amen."
by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021
mugGet the Le Monkemug.

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