Molestoid

Someone who is frequently the victim of sexual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. This person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. Often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.

Derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. A molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.

Person A: Did you hear that Ryan got molested by an old man?

Person B: AGAIN? That guy is such a molestoid.

by Time4Pizza January 18, 2013

metal molestor

a bmx rider who appears to be having sexual intercoarse with his seat, a common name used by skaters to disrespect bmx riders

Skater1) Do you think those bikes enjoy being ridden by those metal molestors?
Skater2) No, too bad they don't have minds of their own to fight them off

by metalprotector April 27, 2009

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

modesty stitch

A stitch put in low cut tops, dresses and jumpsuits that pulls the neckline in over the chest together so less cleavage / décolletage is shown.

"I love this new dress but it's very low cut. I think I need to put a modesty stitch in it."

by whyisthismyname March 23, 2019

Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019

Modesty kink

A form of kink where one fetishizes a person who acts or dresses modestly in public. By form of knowing or dreaming about the persons kinks behind closed doors or what they would do. The charm is in not being able to see the persons sexy features and instead thinking of it.

I have a modesty kink.

by _Tallius October 29, 2022

Glorious Modesto

A dope town in Central Valley California where rap star's grandma's celebrate their 100th birthdays in style and other glorious things are happening!

Yo, it's my gramama's bday soon. I'm gonna take her out for a Glorious Modesto celebration.

by Kpin10 December 1, 2018