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model peddler

Model peddlers are people who hide behind models and theoretical frameworks because they are unable to think for themselves. They argue with you and defend their viewpoint citing academic models. They describe themselves and the world in terms of models like Clifton Strengths, Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), DiSC and other models.

Why are they peddlers? Because they are trying to sell you on models to avoid having you discover they can't think for themselves. They are hiding their insecurities, personality deficiencies, and are intellectually disingenuous. Also known as a model whore or model guy.
There Roger goes again citing a model to convey his viewpoint. He is such a model peddler. He's always trying to sell us on this inane framework!
by Jordicolas October 3, 2024
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Scientific Model-Dependency

The insight that what we observe in science depends critically on the models we use to observe. Our instruments are built on models. Our data analysis assumes models. Our theories are models. We never access reality raw—we access reality filtered through models, and different models reveal different aspects. This isn't idealism (reality exists) but dependency: what we can say about reality is always mediated by the models we've built. Scientific progress is partly about building better models, but also about understanding what each model hides along with what it reveals.
"You think climate models are just predictions? Scientific Model-Dependency says: they're also what makes climate visible at all. Without models, you have weather, not climate. The model isn't just representing reality—it's creating the conditions for you to see it. Respect the dependency."
by Abzugal February 23, 2026
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The insight that what we can know depends critically on the models we use to know. Our concepts are models. Our languages are models. Our theories are models. We never access reality raw—we access reality filtered through models, and different models reveal different aspects. This isn't idealism (reality exists) but dependency: what we can claim to know is always mediated by the models we've built. Epistemic progress is partly about building better models, but also about understanding what each model hides along with what it reveals.
"You think you know someone through their social media. Epistemological Model-Dependency says: you know the model they present, filtered through the platform's algorithms, shaped by your interpretive framework. That's knowledge—but it's model-dependent knowledge. You don't know them; you know them-as-filtered-through-your-model. Respect the dependency."
by Abzugal February 23, 2026
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Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.
The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
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Life Model

A proprietary personal development framework created by Ayori Selassie (see Wikipedia) that empowers individuals to intentionally design their lives with Life Model®, a structured approach integrating vision, values, goals, behaviors, and support systems.

The core element of Life Model® include Life Model® Canvas, Life Model Design® methodology, Life Model® Work Ethics, Life Model® Rest Ethics, 4 , and a 13-week transformation sprint to support sustainable behavior change and holistic well-being.

Trademark Note: Life Model® and Life Model Design® are registered trademarks of Ayori Selassie.
Using the Life Model®, she restructured her routines and mindset to align with her long-term purpose.
by Life Model March 29, 2025
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Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.
Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "
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Model For Children

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.
Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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