microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022

micro wave

A microscopic wave, mathematically impossible microscopic wave

A micro wave is small

by Maxifire32 August 24, 2022

Microwaved

When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.

That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.

by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023

being microwaved

Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.

Dude Micheal is being microwaved

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

Micheal is microwaved bruv

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024

microjave

a pretty sigma music group consisting of two handsome individuals who around friends and make music of the sub genre "meme rap"

"yo dude did you hear that new microjave song?"
"yeah it was so skibidi i love plants vs penis"

by KevinGRizzler May 3, 2024

Microwaved Mel Gibson

RFK Jr’s nickname due to his puffy face and fake suntan.

There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.

by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025