What does Mickey say?

What time is it?
Look at your Mickey Mouse watch a tell me what time it is.

Dude one: What does Mickey say?

Dude two: 11:30

Dude one: DAMN! I'm late for work again.

by sleddood May 24, 2009

mickey mouse dat ass

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound

Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass

by Nomadic asshole October 7, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into a man or woman's asshole

John: Yo guys wanna run a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

3 other guys: Hell yeah!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

Epic Mickey (video game)

A game for the wii that was made when some idiot at Disney thought "what if we made a game where Mickey Mouse was edgy and did an edgy pose."

"HOW DOES EPIC MICKEY (VIDEO GAME) HAVE A SEQUEL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! "

by Maxinezz May 31, 2023

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!

Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

by um, yes. October 7, 2017

i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

by Mama-smh June 1, 2017