meera my pookie wookie

meera is a phsycopath and pedo who tried to run off with krisha. obviously krisha said no like the kind hearted little champ she is. but meera refused to accept it and tried to get back with kei, her one and only pookie bear. therefore meera is a bitch.

kei — Today at 20:26
give me $10Trillion and ill hand meera my pookie wookie over to hyorin

the gold digger kei

by meeras pookie wookie September 5, 2023

Meerketflip

Meerketflip ˈmɪr.kæt.flɪp (noun)

The notorious 3-way combination of the drugs:

* 3-Methylmethcathinone (known as: 3-MMC)
* 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Known as: XTC, MDMA)
* Ketamine

First discovered in the 2010's on the dancefloor, popularized by the Ketfish/Meerket group.

That meerketflip completely took me out last night at the rave!

I've never tried doing a meerketflip anywhere so far.

by Govert Van Suiskerken September 27, 2023

dirty Meerkat

When participating in Al Fresco sex -preferably in a meadow - and the girl is on top, she pauses - sits up straight and looks around sharply to check for any pervy dog walkers/ramblers/cyclists/hot air balloonists in the manner of a meerkat checking for danger.

Basil and Sybil were getting some afternoon delight in the meadow, Sybil climbed aboard and got down to it - then suddenly sat bolt upright in the Dirty Meerkat position when she heard a rustle in the hedgerow....

by basilthedog April 25, 2010

Tow Mater

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.

Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”

by Twyst66 July 4, 2021

Second Hand Material

To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.

Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!

by AndyTheKat December 20, 2008

Materialize Juice

Cum, sperm, nut

Barrington buss pure materialize juice inna Shelly-Ann and now she get pregnant.

In Shabba Ranks song "Needle eye" he says, "She get materialize juice, to make mek she feel good."

by Mr.Anaconda April 3, 2010

Meer

A politician who has zero followers on Twitter and no website.

Warren spent $4 million on attack ad’s but then realized his opponent was a Meer.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020