Maria-Florence

Maria-Florence is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.😎🕺

Guy 1: Wow this person is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.

Guy 2: Wow! She must be a Maria-Florence😃

by swaggybleep January 7, 2021

Maria Emilia

an elegant woman who doesn't need Achilles in her life. Dencio lang malakas!!

Maria Emilia loves Gaudencio Sevilla so much.

by akinsirozenelizaldesajonapp September 17, 2020

Maria Markkanen

Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.

She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.

She is also considered very racist against boys.

She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.

god damn i have Maria Markkanen's class again

yeah i hate that shit

by kivekset November 16, 2022

Maria's Shadow

'Maria's Shadow' is the brown shadow around the female butthole.

That chick's G- thang be so far up her ass you can see 'Maria's Shadow.' Clearly she ain't bleaching that.

by Dr Smooth August 19, 2018

maria isela

One of the most beautiful women you'll ever meet. If you ever meet her, you'll always want to be friends. Hardworkers,will set mind to anything and so intelligent! Never stab them in the back or they will do what ever it takes to come back above you even more. May go through hell in life but always moving forward.

Person1:"Who is that?!"
Person2:"Maria Isela, who else could that be?'

by Juanita_7800 October 10, 2013

tense maria

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money

"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria

by eman9921 April 14, 2011

Maria Mariz

Is a simple girl who loves to be alone. She's interested about the past event/history. She is intelligent and do good deeds to other people. People might hate her but she doesn't care. She only focuses of future. Not interested in guys, fake friends and etc. She is clumsy, people think she has a bad manner but she always do her best to be a good one.

Maria Mariz helped the grandma to across the road.

by Stoic_maiden October 21, 2021