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MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.
The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP
by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024
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Map

Like your moms moist as pussy it’s wap but better
Your dad: hey Mom you got that map today

Mom:yes it’s everywhere
by Malakhi’s big fat cock February 27, 2021
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map of ireland

After I pulled out, neither of us wanted to sleep on the map of ireland.
by Spike74 December 30, 2017
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Westside Treasure Map

a map that helps you locate bars where you could find a Westside Treasure or two (or three!)
I printed up a Westside Treasure Map for the bachelor party this weekend!
by Genetic Drift December 21, 2009
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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.
Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)
by ndawg7 September 27, 2018
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Baby mapping

1.) When an individual has had a rough childhood and as an adult catches up by doing thing that others knew as the "norm" growing up.
Ex...
1: "why are there glow in the dark stars in Jacobs ceiling, hes 18?"
2 : "Jacob had a really rough childhood and was forced to take on a lot if responsibility at a young age. The stars are there because he's always wanted them."
1: " oh so hes baby mapping!"
2: " correct!"
by @puta_saurus June 15, 2016
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MAP

As the Pedos call it,

M-inor

A-ttracted

P-ersons

Basically once again, "sick people" trying to make pedophilia okay.
They say "allegingly" is to give 15,16 and 17 year olds consent to be active with an adult
But NO

It's to make a adult talking advantage of a child of 10 years old and younger okay.
In any way they "say it", use any kind of "cute aberration", or make it about how they are treated "victim" you love who you love. "ITS BULLSHIT"
The pedos want you to feel sorry for them. But don't, anyone who is actively trying to make it ok to be sexual with a child
But it should be ok right?!?!?! they came up with this "cute little word to make it ok

It's "MAP" like the one Dora the explorer uses.

Make this all crazier members of the LGTBQ want to add M for the MAP community since when they added P the public was outraged and they received hate for it the first time so here we go again trying introduce a safe place for a actual crime
Being Trans,Gay,Bi,Lesbain,Queer and all other identities is self expression does not hurt or violate someone else

You can be a good person despite your sexual orientation

But giving a 15 year old age of consent with a full adult okay not a fan but a 15 year old can understand the act of sex, same with 16 and 17. At those age you know yes and no and understand

A 4-10 year old child doesn't know or understand and should remain innocent. A young child can know trans and gay that's whatever
But SHOULD NOT BE SUBJRCTED TO SEXUAL ACTS
MAPs are wanting to make it socially acceptable to have intercourse with young children
by PyroPrincess21 September 19, 2023
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