lardgasm

An ownage snacwidth consisting of white bread with margarine or lard (not buttor) and chocolate, dipped in cocoa made with soylent green. Best served stoned. See stonebaked.net/~bogart/lardgasm.html

Holy crap! I just had an awesome lardgasm.

by Bogart the Pizza Chef December 13, 2008

lardypoo

lardypoo is a polite way of calling some, usually an overweight (aren't they all) American, a lardarse. They tend to be found hanging around MacD's or the cake counter of your local shop dressed in check shorts and white tube socks.

"get your lardypoo arse away from the cake shop"

by Plonker July 11, 2007

Lardo-bum

someone who is particulay fat and/or retarded(not in the offensive way:)

aylas fat chubby sister is a lardo-bum

by Shandra Mason November 13, 2007

lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009

Lardered

'Lardered'
To get told to smarten up your uniform by a male teacher. This involves tucking your shirt in and pulling your tie up.
Occasionally this will also involve removing non-school uniform and putting on your blazer.

boy1: what have we got next?

boy2: not sure

teacher: Oi! Get your shirts tucked in and smarten up!

boy1: ughhh...

(a few moments later)

teacher: right now if your teacher asks where you've been, tell them you got lardered

boy2: hahaha you got lardered

boy1: shut up

by mrmsyterypie June 2, 2009

Lard IV

Making someone not fat more fat

Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.

by The Skinny Police June 6, 2009

lard rape

the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances

person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex

harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me

by harry owen September 19, 2009