When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).
Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022
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Mitch: Two more deadlift sets then I'll be done.
Christina: Cool. Catch you on the lipty in 10.
Mitch: Two more deadlift sets then I'll be done.
Christina: Cool. Catch you on the lipty in 10.
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Get the Lappy Man mug.Limpyfao is a play on words for the word LMFAO (laughing my f**king a** off). The difference between limpyfao and LMFAO is that limpyfao is when your limbs go limp while laughing. When you're laughing so hard, you're crying, can't breathe, etc. Limpyfao can also be used as just a fun word to use in general!
(Friend sends something funny) LIMPYFAO WHAT IS THAT?
(To cause confusion) You: LIMPYFAO, Everyone else: What does limpyfao mean?
(To cause confusion) You: LIMPYFAO, Everyone else: What does limpyfao mean?
by Limpyfao October 17, 2022
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by Lappy's BF December 15, 2022
Get the Lappy mug.limpy is a term of consent, if you give someone a limpy card, you essentially just saying, hey do whatever you want with me and my body I
don't care.
don't care.
by Duckyioi May 14, 2023
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