Lead Aspirin

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The ultimate painkiller

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin

by ateple February 05, 2020

Leading Light

Rhyming slang for "Gobshite". People who explain quite confidently how things should be done, but really they have no clue, or their own agenda that benefits no-one but themselves.

He's explaining how war benefits mankind, what an utter Leading Light.

by RealityIsASimulation August 16, 2022

Lead Sled

A big old heavy car that handles like a boat and may or may not go fast in a straight line

This old lead sled may be fast in a drag race, but if you think you can take that winding mountain pass at any speed in it, you're crazy

by AmyIsGay December 09, 2024

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 06, 2015

micro leading

Sitting side by side leaning together with equal intent, the lead initiates micro movements for the follow.

Kyle was micro leading me, listening to the music of the city...

by wydancer May 04, 2017

lead dinner

Shooting yourself in the mouth, suicide, usually used in a sarcastic tone whenever one makes a mistake.

When the waitress said "Enjoy your meal', I said "Thanks you too." Looks like it's time for a nice lead dinner.

by Jeb Hankman April 25, 2018

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.

'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'

by small nuts April 20, 2017