Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

by Swpus May 27, 2019

Layder

A term used by the speech impediment.
A term derived from the word "later" as in "See ya later"

Victor- Hey dude I'm gonna head out.
Travis- Ok layder man.
Victor- What the fuck? Did you just say layder?
Travis- LOL my bad, I'm a fucking speech impediment moron.

by e-victor February 24, 2008

Laying under the stars

A suggestive way of telling your woman you want to have sexual intercourse outdoors
Legs up under the stars, look at Venus while we can see Uranus

I'm horny, it's getting late, I can't take you home tonight and we're in such a romantic spot...would you mind laying under the stars tonight?

by Some old mate February 5, 2017

laying back in the cut

To avoid doing your part. Not participating or using your talents for the good of others.

You need to mow the grass instead of playing video games and laying back in the cut.

by Walneto August 30, 2010

Laynette

The coolest chick ever. Always has something to say, always make people laugh. Better than what you find on perezhilton.com
Everyone loves this Laynette and she is the sunshine of your day. No one ever wants to let her go. She is the center of attention and you love her. She will make you feel loved. She is a magnet and everyone else is the piece of metal. Consider yourself lucky to have found your Laynette. If youre a guy you'll want her, but never have her.

Laynette, will you marry me

by ohheavensno July 19, 2010

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 17, 2006