knob wash

n. The act of dipping your dick in a girls' pussy to clean it off after you've fucked her in the ass

"I did her ass in the missionary position so it was easy to get a knob wash in her cunt afterwards!"

by BigBad Wolf May 24, 2006

Knob Jockey

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003

sex knob

Another term for thee wank,cock,dick, etc

"Man Burt has the smallest sex knob around"

"My sex knob recieved a little turning last night"

"All Philleepay does is play around with his unusaully weird shaped sex knob"

by Phileepay August 18, 2006

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004

knob goblin

a college co-eds that cannot quit putting the dick in her mouth to save her life

"Holy Shit!! That bitch is sucha a knob goblin. I bet she could take down a pool cue!!"

by yeti042 February 25, 2003

knob sock

a person who is a total tool

hey gianni you knob sock

by miller111 May 4, 2012

Twidly Knob

A twidly knob is the humorous version of male yodler (i.e. dong). Commonly mistaken for a twiddle stick, or a regular knob. The difference between a twidly knob and these other two misconceptions is that the twidly knob is usually half if not a quarter of the size of a twiddle stick or a knob.

1. Hey Mum, I saw that Joel kid's twidly knob today!
2. You know what James, I'd prefer a hefty twidly knob over a pair of juicy twidly tits.

by Twiddle tits June 11, 2011