r kelly

Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.

R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Machine Gun Kelly

If you don't know who the fuck he is then Lace the Fuck Up EST Biiiitch.

I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.

by Jameson Hardy January 11, 2012

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008

Kelly

Kelly's are beautiful, shy, caring and very clever. Kelly's are very beautiful and known to be break many hearts. Kelly's are upright and honest, they are not afraid to tell the truth and are Great sandwich makers.

Kelly is not a whore but she like's to do it

Did you see that girl, she was beautiful SUCH a Kelly

by iwantwantwantyouback August 15, 2012

Kelly Marie

The greatest girl in the entire world. She has no idea how much she means to me or how much I miss her or that I would do anything to be with her again. The perfect most beautiful woman I have/will ever lay my eyes on; soulmate.

That girl over there, Kelly Marie, is the only girl in the entire world for me.

by TR Leavy October 25, 2010

R-Kelly

A word used to describe the act of urinating or excreting feces on another human..usually of the opposite sex.

Man I was watchin this freaky porno right,and this guy did a R-Kelly all over some chick.

by Bradiesel September 8, 2006

Hellen Keller

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.

if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.

by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011