A Brunei slang to describe a Bruneian with a Indian descent, commonly used by Bruneians to go to “kadai kaling”
Woi lajutah lakas ke kadai kaling
by balloon2ez January 26, 2022
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by ilyily February 8, 2022
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by candles._.candles February 26, 2022
Get the kecling mug.Kelan is a very sexy dude that fucks your mom and sister at the same time while they finger each other. Kelan also is the hottest guy in school and every girl wants him. He has a 20-inch slog that is fat as shit. Every girl always asks Kelan to come over to their house for a "study session" but ends up doing the devil tengo. Kelan can bench press 600 pounds and can squat 700 pounds, and deadlift 1000 pounds.
Guy 1: Bro this kid Kelan stole my girlfriend and banged her, my mom, and my sister at the same time. I'm scared to confront him because he's huge.
Guy 2: Bro same, I heard he beat 7 guys' asses in a 7v1 in a fight. I also heard that his leg presses 1500 pounds.
Guy 1: let's try to become friends with him so he can beat up people for us because I'm afraid that he will beat my ass if I confront him
Guy 2: let's try that.
Guy 2: Bro same, I heard he beat 7 guys' asses in a 7v1 in a fight. I also heard that his leg presses 1500 pounds.
Guy 1: let's try to become friends with him so he can beat up people for us because I'm afraid that he will beat my ass if I confront him
Guy 2: let's try that.
by mypenis_ishuge March 3, 2022
Get the Kelan mug.Has very strong with very big muscles and will knock you out with his finger. When he comes over to your house he will be in your mom's bedroom banging your mom, sister, girlfriend, grandmom, and step-sister, and watch them finger each other like Docter Johnny Sin. Kelan can lift 10 cargo ships with one finger while fishing for a megalodon. If you mess with Kelan he will bang all the girls in your family besides your dog. Kelan is also a Quadrillionair because of his very big muscles. Kelan is in a 100v1 and still wins. He has a very big dick that's Bigger than the Eiffel tower. Every guy in the world has heard of Kelan because he has banged every girl in their family.
Guy1: No one can stand up to kelan because of how big he is.
Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger
Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend
Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.
Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger
Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend
Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.
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