Keith

Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.

If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.

Keiths tend to be sex Gods

Between Keith Partridge & Keith Everett, I think Keiths are cool as hell.

by Partydude17 January 10, 2025

Keith

Big nono , red flag

Keith fack you

by anonymous October 4, 2022

keith frittenburg

a loveable cuddly man who will sometimes call you a good boy but only has good intentions.

wow,you remind me of keith frittenburg

by ernie dorel December 29, 2023

Keith the bug

A funny ass night owl who will not cheat on us with the "other fellowship" . He a bug.

Look at keith the bug, hes funny. love u!

by Allie KATTTTTTT April 5, 2022

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith

A Quirky Fish Mcbite boi and can sometimes be serious at times but it ok cause he’s one fab Fish Mcbite

Me:Wow,that’s one quirky fish Mcbite Keith:Fishy Fishy

by Incrediboyy March 2, 2019

KEITH

Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.

Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.

by Keith(real no cap) November 30, 2022