Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
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Get the Keith the bug mug.At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
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Get the Keith mug.Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.
Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
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