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Kevin

Kevin is a nice guy that tried to move on in his life but had a monkey wrench thrown into it because his ex had a huge life insurance policy on him now everything he does did or ever tried to do has been unfortunately unfair for the man
by Unfortunatelyniceguy January 28, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is an amazing boy. He is very sweet, caring, kind, funny, and not to mention handsome. He has many crazy friends and a crazy personality. Even though he sometimes make mistakes, don't we all? He also has the softest black hair ever. He sometimes is a bit weird (I am too) but if I'm really being honest I love him with all my heart. He is the best boyfriend ever. He will always be there for you and make you laugh.
"Kevin is literally the most funny boy"
"He is the sweetest thing"
by HaloHN January 17, 2020
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Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge
by trillmolnar October 29, 2019
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Kevin

The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.
No one: he could be a Kevin
by ..23 November 1, 2019
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Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.
Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."
by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019
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Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)
person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN
by lousugarddy October 4, 2017
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Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.
"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."
by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017
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