Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009

Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.

I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!

by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010

Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016

junk mail

Mans privates

I saw his junk mail

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

by hrizerty April 27, 2011

janky

Despicably dishonest incompetent self serving shady bastard of a character, questionable quality, often used in conjunction with "cheap ass piece of shit " of very poor quality. no integrity, useless, not to be trusted. no good

That janky doctor performs janky procedures on old people just to get the insurance money before they die.

Or

That janky piece of jewelry my janky boyfriend gave me fell apart the first time I wore it.

by luvya August 7, 2013