Josta

Josta is the bestfriend/girlfriend you could ever ask for! She there for you she makes you laugh when your at your lowest. She very beautiful n' fierce and she can catch an attitude real quick just like she snatch your girls weave😂

Josta will beat your dumbass Roblox lookin head ass, if you playin on the low

by Dyniesha Marlen November 3, 2019

Log Jostler

Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'

That bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your arse, I think he's a log jostler

by mike2011 April 1, 2011

dick jousting

The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.

Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.

Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!

Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.

Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the most valiant dick jouster win!

by the legendary marmot January 12, 2009

Joustine

An awesome girl, usually tall with dark hair. Really creative and artistic. Her friends all love her. She can be extremely loud, or really shy and quiet. She's average, loving Harry Potter, Neopets, socks, Winnie the Pooh, Unicorns, Dinosaurs, and other things awesome. G r y f f i n d o r. Joustine can also be spelled with an A, making it Joustina.

Dude 1: Duuuuude, she's awesome!
Dude 2: Must be Joustine.

by LOLUMAD13574756252567546756754 July 26, 2011

canoe jousting

The sport of standing in the back of your canoe, paddeling really hard to the left of your opponet, and trying to ram him off his canoe.

Rules:
1) Points onlt for hitting the lifejacket
2) No deacking the guy as you pass
3) No trying to tip the guy who beat you

The canoe jousting competition was a real sucess last year, except for Mark... they never found his head...

by Andrew Jerabek September 26, 2006

Joush

Joush is a guy who drinks copious amounts of grapefruit juice without any regard to how he is impacting the citrus fruit industry. He seems like a quality guy when you meet him, but in reality he is rapidly bringing the level of Vitamin C on Earth to lethal amounts, accelerating the extinction of mankind.

I thought he was making a pun when he said he was "Joushing" with me, but now I have scurvy.

by Joush September 24, 2018

Jonston

This guy is a very chill guy at times if u are nice to him. If you are not, he can swear or curse at you. He is a very noob gamer and always flexes even on the least of things. Everyone refers to him as the Toxic guy as he is very toxic at times. When you see him, the best thing you might want to do is to back out.

I have a toxic friend and his name is Jonston.

by CR382069421 May 5, 2021