Jostler

The principal of advancing ones self by destroying others in regards to careers and egos.

#1: Dick is part of a large team, but he doesn’t care who he jostles to advance himself further along in the company.

#2: Mary is such a jostler, did you hear how she got Kris fired!?

#3 Harry and Dick didn’t feel like waiting in line so they simply jostled their way to the front of it.

by Jostler October 17, 2006

Jostler

A term used to describe somebody you would see in the street and think "what a jostler!"

Somebody who wears astro turf shoes with jeans.

Somebody who goes out to a club in a t-shirt with the slogans; "beer monster", "if found please return to the bar", "while you're reading this I'm staring at your tits!", "I'm the daddy!"

Somebody who openly states that they know their own I.Q.

These can all be defined as Jostlers.

by Huwis December 9, 2008

Jostler

A wanker, one who jostles, a tosser

My boss is a complete feckin' jostler

by Biggster January 12, 2007

knob jostler

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game

Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!

by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018

Log Jostler

Male person of homosexual nature, or who has preference for penetrative anal sex - e.g to disturb or move i.e 'jostle' faeces in the anal passage i.e a 'log'

That bloke is staring at you like he wants to pump your arse, I think he's a log jostler

by mike2011 April 1, 2011

Joshler

The ship name for Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph of the band Twenty One Pilots. They practically make relationship goals, even friendship goals, hard to achieve. Even if you don't ship it, you kinda do without even knowing it.

Friend 1: "So, do you ship Joshler or do you ship Joshler?"
Friend 2: "I mean... I really see them more as friends than anything else, to be honest."
Friend 1: "Yeah, I can see that. But they sure are the literal best friends."
Friend 2: "For sure. Their friendship is so great that it reminds me of an old married coup- my god, I think I ship it."
Friend 1: "Told you it's impossible to not ship it."

by A sømewhat smøl bean October 6, 2016

joshler

the incredibly real pairing of josh dun and tyler joseph, both members of musical duo twenty one pilots.

josh is back in columbus with tyler. joshler is rising once again.

by Minna Saiko May 8, 2016