The Joker

The act of having sex with a girl who is a virgin or on her period and after you pull out smack her across the face twice to make what looks like the joker scars from Batman with her blood from her vagina.

Bill: I pulled off The Joker last night, I had to surprise her with it though I knew she wouldnt go for it.

Jim: No shit dude! thats pretty nasty you cant blame her

by UncleGameTight September 3, 2009

joker moment

when you get so sick of all the bullying you experience from your peers that you become emo in seventh grade

He had his joker moment a few years ago, he couldn’t take it anymore

by joseph "gekyume" mama December 10, 2019

Joker Card

Pulling out penis out during sex and performing a suprise cumshot.

My girlfriend was pissed off last night when I pulled a joker card on her face.

by Fallenb4u March 18, 2017

Joker Main

A Shit Smash Player That Only Spams Buttons

Andrew is shit because he is a joker main

by YoKamui September 12, 2019

jocker

To imply that someone is on your jockstrap area, which in a literal way means that this person is sucking your dick. It however is more like someone doing, saying, or acting out things seen as fellating you or your ego in a figurative way. Jocking is a variation of ass kissing in the sense the person is doing things that indicate some form of personal or professional adoration, but jocking is typically sincere. It often leads to the mimicking of your behavior and emulating of your personality in the hopes of gaining your favor, attention, or affections.

Ever since you became famous you have a lot of jockers.

Get off my jock you jocker.

I wish these people had an opinion of their own instead of always jocking me.

by Shisho July 24, 2008

Bloody Joker

When you are about to have anal with a woman when you discover that her anus is to small to fit your penis into so you get a knife and slit the top and bottom of her anus to make it stretch apon entry

Butthole Bloody Joker Blood Anus

by DanenJack44 November 6, 2010

The Joker

The Joker is when you fuck a girl who is on her period. You then take your bloody dick, cockslap her in the mouth and ask her "Why so serious?".

I gave my girlfriend The Joker last night during sex.

by Roam/Bumble Gums April 2, 2011