jonasholic

tottaly ubsessed with jonas brothers; jonasb brothers staker

a jonasholic is someone whos walls in their room are covered with their pics

by Hannahbanana231 February 13, 2009

Jonathyn

A guy that is a man whore and likes to hook up with and date girls with large features. Example: nose, breasts, bum, eyes, ears, etc.

Man did you see his girlfriend's nose? That dude is such a Jonathyn!

by threegirlsonacomputer March 9, 2009

Jonathan

Jonathan C.
A sexy, handsome, amazing guy.
Felicia's boyfriend.

Oh look! Theres Jonathan! *faints*
I sure would like to have me a Jonathan.

by hisamazinglittlegirlfriend January 18, 2011

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

When a girl engages in a sexual act with three men named Jonathan, Taylor and Thomas at the same time. Also referred to receiving a JTT

Suzanne loves every time she receives a Jonathan Taylor Thomas

by Dykstra January 9, 2009

jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010