up the butt johnson

the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.

PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"

PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!

PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!

by upthebuttjohnson July 19, 2012

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016

Johnson city, NY

A place in New york that's got many levels of society. There's very few truly attractive females and many losers. In the summer the lawns in the suburban part of it are very green.

Did you know the middle school in johnson city, ny is called marijuana mountain???

by mooookles June 19, 2008

endicott johnson

the act of shitting in a pair of shoes and forcing the girl to put her hands in them while you are fucking her doggy style

Yo John your mom really enjoyed exploring the history of endicott johnson last night

by Hunz & Whitts June 27, 2008

Magic Johnson

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

by obsidian March 22, 2004

johnson slap

slapping some one in the face with your penis

I johnson slaped that ho

by jizzo_joe December 14, 2005

magic johnson

Doing a girl while hanging from a basketball rim!

I gave her the magic johnson at the courts!

by xxKroNicNinjaxx November 19, 2011