jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

jerk comment by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005

Jerk Punch 

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

Jerk Punch by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

Jerk Off Purposes 

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha

Jerk Off Purposes by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010

Jerk Dirkin' 

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

Jerk Dirkin' by MMM420 December 17, 2011

jerk spice 

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

jerk spice by Graydawwwg February 23, 2012

jerk wrangler 

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.

Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.

jerk wrangler by MGoodlife October 16, 2013

Jerk Safari 

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

Jerk Safari by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014