A known retard who likes to jump out and flash the women on his street. He is a chronic sufferer of gangrene and ingrown toe nails. Used to describe something that smells really bad. Often makes you wander, why was he born?
by EMMMAMAMAMAMAMAMA August 29, 2008
by johnnyboy16 August 02, 2009
A published but then discarded Hobbit character from the Lord Of The Rings franchise, written by J R R Tolkien.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".
Jake was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came.
But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.
Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Carlos - "Damn Jim I'm covered in pig sperm"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"
Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
by Emulung January 10, 2013
(adj) - to rape; the act of raping; to force ones self upon another
(noun) - rapist; a person who rapes another person (or animal)
(noun) - rapist; a person who rapes another person (or animal)
by Jamal S July 09, 2011
look at that jake over in the desk
by biger than you October 28, 2008
Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..
by Idkidkidkhoe June 19, 2018