jeff

A really good, and positive thing!

Wow. Today is such a Jeff.

by Dr.Fred March 5, 2008

Jeff Foxworthy

The redneck comedian. Truly a funny guy who created the "You Might be A Redneck" thing.

If your dad walks you to school cause your in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004

thomas jefferson

One of the highest ranking high schools in the United States of America with a reputation for producing some of the most talented people on the globe. Population includes several nerds, losers, and geeks, but also some jocks, like any ordinary school. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of the population has a social life, and actually find it necessary to interact with others on a daily basis. The Aud Lob and the swimming pool on the 3rd floor tend to be the top hangouts of this educational oasis where freshmen take technology/engineering rather than world history. Also tends to produce various stereotypical thoughts such as a nerd school or one filled with students with no life or 6 hours of homework a night or a place with no alcohol or drugs or a school that performs terribly at sports or students that sleep with their TI-84 Plus Silver Edition calculators at night. However, only a few of these stereotypes are truthful, while most are simply urban legends created by people who were upset because they applied and did not get in. Some, however, are true:

Only at TJ do the jocks play calculator games.

Only at TJ can one be amazed by the incredible technology laboratories, then wonder why half the water fountains don't work.

Only at TJ does taking geometry freshman year means you're the stupidest of everyone and taking calculus sophmore year isn't a big deal.

by Jay Jay the Jet Plane January 2, 2005

jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

Jeff Cole

a one upping super douche

God he is such a Jeff Cole.

by Austin Carver January 23, 2010

Jeff

The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.

Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.

by eshnirvicks December 12, 2019

jeff

someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff
...whoa nice

by je2f November 10, 2008