The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.
Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.
by eshnirvicks December 12, 2019