When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 15, 2011
Yellow: I SAW RED,!1!11!! Red: ...
Blue: red is sussy vot hime!1!1!1!1!
Red was not the Ipostmer.
YELLWO NMWINS!11!1!1!1!1!1!
Blue: red is sussy vot hime!1!1!1!1!
Red was not the Ipostmer.
YELLWO NMWINS!11!1!1!1!1!1!
by ƪĄİŁÞĞĐĶŪŒƏəŢĶÑØĽĢŘßĶŐŁŚ§ÇĶ£€ May 23, 2022
When your son gets pulled over by a deputy that looks like his balls ain't dropped yet for driving his go-cart on the hiway with no helmet on.
by QueenCobra October 07, 2022
When a guys girlfriend is really mad at him and she is giving him an evil look that lets him know she is so mad he thinks to himself " im surprised her eyes aren't glowing red right now ".
by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 April 03, 2017
Lovers Stacy and Becky were getting riled from doing inverse yoga positions on their moon cycles, now their upstairs doing the red crocodile to sort that shit out.
by Varem October 31, 2015
A dictatorship, an organization ran by the greatest Island Royale players to ever live. A threat to every single Island Royale player, you do not want to cross paths with 1 of their members or you might not be around the community for much longer.
20 Have tried, 20 have failed.
Gode and Renegade the notorious red shrek leaders held responsibile for many nukes and bans, victimized every single duo that came up against them, and without a doubt dominated IR.
Red shrek's members have won every single Island Royale official tournament known to mankind and allegedly already won June Jubilation.
-Gode
-Renegade
-vorce
-fruitcake
-CleverSource
-H_aim
-AZB
The following terrorists are members of red shrek, if you ever cross paths with them, It might just be the last day of you in this community.
20 Have tried, 20 have failed.
Gode and Renegade the notorious red shrek leaders held responsibile for many nukes and bans, victimized every single duo that came up against them, and without a doubt dominated IR.
Red shrek's members have won every single Island Royale official tournament known to mankind and allegedly already won June Jubilation.
-Gode
-Renegade
-vorce
-fruitcake
-CleverSource
-H_aim
-AZB
The following terrorists are members of red shrek, if you ever cross paths with them, It might just be the last day of you in this community.
by A certain victim June 24, 2020
Without a doubt, Red Skelton is one of the funniest comedians of all time, along with Bill Cosby, Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin. Some of his best known characters include Freddie the Freeloader, Sheriff Deadeye, George Appleby, San Fernando Red, Cookie the Sailor, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and, of course, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, the two seagulls.
"So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless." Red Skelton's phrase at the end of each show.
by Bionicle718 June 05, 2007