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Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep
Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night
by Beat the meat August 8, 2018
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Zebra Hug

When you are about to cum you pull out and hug the girl your with and jerk it to the finish cuming in the middle of you both giving each other zebra stripes.
last night i gave Courtney a Zebra hug. it took her 2 hours to clean up.
by GivingtheZ August 23, 2012
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stealth hug

A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
"Look over there, there's a three headed monkey! STEALTH HUG!"
by thestumonkey January 17, 2014
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Hug Dick

When you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can't help but pop a boner.
Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick
by MrWotty August 20, 2016
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Torso Hug

When a person, Male or Female, is sitting, presumably in a chair, and a fairly well-endowed Female approaches him for a Hug- but does Not bend or stoop over to meet the sitting person to deliver the hug.

The height difference between the sitting person and the approaching woman make the Contact Point for the hug uneven. The sitting person's Face ultimately becomes Buried into the Breasts or Torso of the standing female; providing opportunity for a motorboat
My buddy was just sitting there, when suddenly a hot girl came up to give him a hug, but when she leaned into him, that Torso Hug gave him a face full of titties!
by Jhaf February 19, 2010
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Hug Horny

Really wanting physical contact with someone that you highly value something as simple as a hug.
"Dude, is Chelsie alright?"
"I don't think she's gotten much attention from her boyfriend lately, at this point she's probably hug horny."
by JosteyMonroe February 22, 2020
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Cream Hug

When you’re getting huggy and things get creamy.
Things were getting hot and heavy and ended up giving her the cream hug.
by PhillybertoB May 2, 2019
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